Is anyone else just gasping because they're so happy? I hate my school....
My planner already looks like hell and it's only the second day of school. Sixth Form was way easier than this broccoli.
You don't believe me? Look at my agenda for MONDAY. (I like to remember stuff with post its. The empty side is the weekend. Just saying.) And it's only Friday, there's going to be more...
I think I need a bigger planner... But I can't be arsed to buy another one just for these what, three months? Four?
Note the bottom right corner and how I even need to write myself a post it so that I don't forget about my boyfriend and ignore him even existing. That's how stressed I am. Oh, and note how I'll have to work on Sunday.
On a lighter note, have you guys heard of the Sister Eleanor account of twitter? It's ace! (Check it out by clicking here.)
To increase publicity, I have sworn (and I ringfinger-swear once more, you are my witnesses) to make a YouTube video (yes, i've got a YouTube account now) of my ingenius dance moves. My friend Vivi agreed to film it. We are in on this.
And I dare you, I double-dog-DARE you to send me the videos of you dancing retardedly. Just anywhere. Choose your own Dance Jam.
And yes, there's a story behind all this.
You see, I was at the mall as of yesterdayyyy, and my ABSOLUTELY BRILL DANCE JAM (I don't even remember what song it was, but I am really sensitive to caffeine) came on. So I started dancing like the biggest retard in the history of the earth. It was sort of a mixture of an Irish Jig and 50's moves.
My friend, S, who doesn't want her name to be mentioned because she's scared of people knowing we're friends, was acting all prissy and claiming I was ruining our chances of getting hot guys. Oh well. Whatever.
One guy in my year told me he went to a club in the holidays and this obviously gay guy in a pink polo and everything started grinding up to him from behind and then he just walked away and the gay guy looked at him like he was really mad. Haha that must've been so retarded.
Oh well. Here are some GIFs for your inspiration.
PS: Send your videos or pics/gifs you have found of you dancing or just some moves you want me to do when I film my Sister Eleanor video. Twerk it.
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