The Bucket List

My Bucket List for Summer 2012, now that the holidays have begun. What's on yours? What have you already achieved? Tell me, write an email.

• Buy something that makes me feel sexy as hell in summer 2012.

Oh my fudgecake has anyone of you bought one of these New Look Shaper jeans they make your bum look amazing. I feel pwettyyyyyy, oh so pwettyyyyyyy, I feel pwettyyyyyy and wittyyyyyyy and bwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

• Sing everything I want to say one day long in summer 2012.

Everyone hates me now.

• Go to the zoo in summer 2012.

I am sad now. I really wanted to do that. But not with my MUM for Christ's sake. So I didn't. Sad. Laura, you wanna go to the zoo with me in winter 2012???

• Go on a major shopping spree at Jack Wills in summer 2012.

I honestly think I just blew up two months' payment (I have a slave job at my Mum's firm) and I Do. Not. Care! YAY.

Oh Jack, I love Thee. I shall buy Thy Clothing until I am broke. Which I am now.

• Stay up all night at a sleepover and do a bunch of crazy things in summer 2012.

I am the proud inventor of the best Girls' Night In playlist ever. No hate.

• Do something illegal in summer 2012

I nicked something. Not going to tell you what it was. If the police ask, you don't know me. This blog never existed. Dum.

• Lose 10 pounds of weight in summer 2012.

Let's face it, I knew from the fluffing beginning this was more a dream than anything, mates.

• Have an epic waterbaloon fight in summer 2012.

So. Cold.

• Only wear underwear for one day in summer 2012.

I think I accidentally flashed my neighbour. This is fun.

• Ask a random cute guy for his number in summer 2012.

Failed as I did not see any cute guys. It's all your fault, England. Your fault.

• Make a new friend in summer 2012.

Remember the neighbour I flashed? He's quite the cool guy... Haha.

• Eat only green things for one day in summer 2012.

I was so hungry................... Need. Food.

• Tell the first ten people I see in the morning exactly what I think about them in summer 2012.

And again, people hate me now. (Or still.)

• Bake a cake every day for one week in summer 2012.

Very good tactic to combine that with making new friends, which I did. Haha.

• Tell nothing but the truth for one day in summer 2012.

After the disastrous tell-people-what-you-think, I left that out, to be honest.

• Find a real person to cuddle up to all the time - rather than a stuffed animal my Mum made for me when I was four that looks like the offspring of a donkey and a rabbit in summer 2012.

Nope, I'm still forever alone.